Ladies and gentlemen... The MAN MeMe!

[ ] You own tools that you use regularly.
[x] You carry a wallet. (Who doesn't? O_o)
[x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance.
[ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
[ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches. (Well, I DO have my limits and restraints...)
[ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. (I have no idea what the fuck tough tennis is supposed to mean. My shoes are meant for walkin', and that's just what they do. But they ain't boots. :'D)
[x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. (I don't gain that much weight. Yet.)
[x] You don't count calories when eating. (The body needs what the body wants.)
[ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it. (I wear a deo and a cologne, if that makes a difference...)
[x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. (Napkins are for the weak.)

Do you love:
[x] Video games
[ ] Working on mechanical items.
[x] Building things. (Shampoos ♥)
[ ] Working out on gym machines.
[x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible. (Although I do tend to evaluate when I'm not sure what I need.)
[ ] Football (Neither type)
[x] Baseball (In retrospect, the sport I would've stayed on.)
[ ] Wrestling (Fake : D)
[ ] Boxing (Brute)
[ ] Hunting and/or fishing (Boring and/or barbaric)

Do you say:
[ ] Son
[x] I can fix it.
[ ] Man-up. (I should, though!)
[x] Don't be a wuss. (Not often, but some people just need to hear it.)
[x] It's just a scratch.
[ ] Take it like a man.

Ooh! My newly downloaded Shampoo wallpaper. Minimalistic, and very beautiful. ♥

( NEARLY On time! (+2) )