A half-decent attempt at a cheer-up

I guess these three things have to do to cheer me up again:

1

This guy's awesome, funny, and true at the same time.

2

Bash.org#739375:
<tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<stevetheimpermeablehamster> full of your cream?
<mistik> hawt?
<dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<ramtuff> quiet ?
<jet>: Colombian?
<aimee> hot?
<jet> From McDonalds?
<djswift2k3> Black?
<stevetheimpermeablehamster> in a cup?
<jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<aimee> cheap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<tostitos> i hate you all

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Well, chuh, it's mah birthday! : D

I guess that worked. Now off to bed with me. XP