OMGSLOWDUTCHASSHOLES XD

So yeah, today was my first day at school for the new years, and DAMN, I am ready! Found another internship job thingy, mailed a teacher about my article (I don't like the guy, and I've got a gut feeling he don't like me any better, yo), and I'm discovering things in the newspaper that made me think that I should've become a reporter. For example:

Trouw achterhaald

HILVERSUM - Elkaar trouw beloven 'tot de dood ons scheidt', is een achterhaald idee. Dat vindt een meerderheid (51 procent) van de Nederlandse bevolking. Een kwart (26 procent) vindt deze huwelijksbelofte nog wel van deze tijd. 23 procent heeft geen mening. Dat blijkt uit een onderzoek van onderzoeksbureau Kaski onder vijfhonderd Nederlanders in opdracht van het NCRV-programma Schepper & Co.

Whaha! If only I could see your faces right now! XD

OK, so basicallythis means marriage is getting old and 'till death do us part' and stuff like that is no longer applicable to the modern-day man/woman.

Had I had a livejournal 4 years ago I would have written the EXACT same thing! XD Dutch reporters are so slow >.<;

Ooh, and school has a better pipeline to a site where I can download Bust-A-Move/Bust-A-Groove songs. YAY! =^_^=

Stole this

from a friend of a friend of a girl whom's sister works for a high ranking official in the pentagon =3

-- As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't suppose to ever let you down, probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too loud, and love like you've never been hurt -- because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Actually, 'twas only two links away, but who cares XD

Uhm... ok XD

Swiped from ejaculaterainbo

You scored as Topaz. Not like any other, topaz-types love to stick out from the crowd! They tend to have their own style and make their own decisions and they're rarely afraid to show it. They tend to have many successes because of their own ingenuity and most show their feelings on the outside. They are their own person and many have great imaginations. See All Results/Comment </td> Topaz 67% Emerald 63% Athemyst 60% Ruby 60% Garnet 57% Peridot 57% Aquamarine 47% Celestite 17% Which Mystic Gem Stone Relates To You? created with QuizFarm.com

...and this scores a WTF on the scale of Lex XD

You scored as A Too Sweet Faerie. So sweet your totally sugared up! Has there ever been anyone so nice. Quick to forgive and quick to forget, everybody wants to know you! You've just got to make sure nobody takes advantage and tries to use you, don't be afraid to say no sometimes! See All Results/Comment </td> A Too Astral Faerie 80% A Too Sweet Faerie 80% A Too Depressed Faerie 65% A Too Silly Faerie 60% A Too Kinky Faerie 50% A Too Lazy Faerie 45% A Too Serious Faerie 45% A Too Sporty Faerie 40% A Too Evil Faerie 40% Which Dysfunctional Faerie are You? created with QuizFarm.com

O.o;

Two lies and a truth XD

All from teh ejaculaterainbo, yo XD

You scored as Indie. Indie. </td> Indie 92% Classic Rock. 83% Emo & More 83% Indie Rock 63% Britpop 50% Punk and Pop Punk. 50% Ska 38% Country 38% Hardcore 29% Mainstream 25% Industrial 17% Hip Hop and Rap 17% Music Recommendation created with QuizFarm.com

LIES!!!1111

If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion
Username
Do you think you are cool?	Hell yesYeahCool is as cool doesNo, not at allI'm halfway thereDo YOU think I'm cool?There is no cool, only me and themI'm about as cool as heated ovenWhat a stupid questionI like cheeseI don't like cheeseTo the person who doesn't like, cheese, you're a dumbassKyle's mom really is a big fat bitch, reallyGo suck big fat donkey balls.
Here you are in your Southpark Glory
Percentage of people who like this character...: 50%
The Jew	pirateusagi
The Fat One	shinrai_chan
The Lover	teh_hooby
The Poor One	missjacky
The Gay Teacher	felux
Kyle's Bitchy Mom	parhelion_spark
Click here if you are a girl...	South Park character memegen for Girls
All imgs made here...	The Southpark Character Site
Quiz created with MemeGen!

LIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!!!111111111

Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence

You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things. Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments. You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it. You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle. You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!1111111 XD